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jiles:

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11
me: damn the real world a freak

utauwiki:

when your post gets more than 10 notes on tumblr dot com

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

laziest-art:

finehoney:

finehoney:

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

wackd:

somethingfangirly:

just-shower-thoughts:

Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

why not just clean it while the computer is shut down?

while the computer is what now

furven:

would anyone like to idk.. treat me right

wonderwomangrad:

Life problems I anticipated as a child:

- quicksand
- ghosts

Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:

- the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.

hijerking:

”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

oamisoa:

I hate it when I see an unflattering pic of me and my friends are all like what no you look fine!!! you look normal! it’s like……damn……so I’m that ugly all the time